Who Dat Got Dat Stinky Tee

Our signature slogan—now in adult sizes. Because let’s face it: you’ve earned this badge of honor.

Made from thick, ultra-soft premium ring-spun cotton, this oversized unisex tee delivers comfort that rivals your baby’s bum (on a good day). Featuring a bold front graphic and a cheeky nod to the beautiful chaos of parenting, it’s the kind of shirt that turns heads at the playground, daycare drop-off, or pediatrician’s waiting room.

Wear it loud. Wear it proud. You’re in the club now.

Merch will ship out 4-6 weeks after the pre-order closes at the end of September.