Chief Stink Officer Rope Hat

Blowouts don’t scare you—and now you’ve got the hat to prove it.

This high-crown performance cap features a modern cord detail, a moisture-wicking sweatband, and our embroidered signature logo front and center. Whether you’re an aunt, uncle, godparent, or just the brave soul on babysitting duty, this is your official Stinky Booty uniform.

Wear it with pride. You’ve earned your stripes (and probably a few stains too).

Merch will ship out 4-6 weeks after the pre-order closes in late Sept.